Skiviez Comes to the Rescue
Not only does Skiviez come to your aid with convenient shopping and shipping for your underwear needs, but we also save Hollywood movie producers.
C-IN2 was asked to provide square neck tanks for a movie being filmed in Canada, but they soon realized they were completely out of stock of this popular tank. They asked us here at Skiviez to help out in this last minute effort to ship our entire stock of these tank tops to the set of Death Race for actor Jason Statham.
Statham, the star of the action-packed thriller, sported the flattering C-IN2 Square Neck Tank throughout the film thanks to the hard work behind the scenes here at Skiviez.
While Death Race will not be in theatres until the end of the summer, we have plenty of C IN2 Square Neck Tanks in, so make sure you place your orders before we get another phone call wiping us out. The tank comes in two different colors: black and white and is 100% cotton.
And since you’re already visiting Skiviez, why not get a few pairs of underwear, too? With even more shipping options, your purchase can be shipped however you may prefer.
Whether you’re about to shoot a film or just need a comfortable undershirt - no matter what your underwear needs may be, Skiviez wants to help you out.
New C-IN2 Bamboo Underwear Coming Soon
Starting around the first of June, C-IN2 will re-launch Bamboo, their wildly popular line of men’s underwear. This new bamboo underwear features an updated logo waistband that prominently displays the C-IN2 logo. It’s also designed to wash and wear better.
The updated fabric now features a blend of 30% cotton and 70% bamboo. This combination adds more structure to the fabric and makes it last longer and feel better. Not to be outdone by the new fabric, the updated “trophy shelf design” enhances the look and shape of your package making it noticeably fuller.
The new bamboo will have an updated slider brief, a new slim cut trunk called the “punt,” an army trunk, and a new jock strap. All styles are updated and better than ever. Be sure to sign up for our email list—as soon as the new Bamboo lands in our warehouse, we’ll send out an e-mail notification.
How to Wear C-IN2 Sling Support Underwear
If you had told me several years ago that I would one day be writing an article about how to properly wear C-IN2 sling support underwear, then I would have immediately asked you three questions:
- Are you out of your mind?
- Why would I ever do such a thing?
- What in blue tarnations is “sling support underwear” and why and how would I wear it?
While the answer to the first two questions still eludes me, I’ll be answering one of Skiviez’s most top-asked questions today: how to actually put on and wear C-IN2’s sling support underwear. Don’t be embarrassed by the fact that the usually quite simple act of wearing underwear has now defeated you—quite a few of our customers are positively mystified by the intimidating strap.
But first, let’s talk a bit about the sling support line in general and what it’s meant to do.
Wherefore “Sling Support”?
The esoteric diagram to your right is the same diagram that is printed within every box of the C-IN2 sling support line. The idea is that the adjustable strap will pull your package up and out, giving you that Wonderbra-like “Huzzah!” needed to make your naughty bits comfortably noticeable without being absurd nor obscene.
You just wrap the strap around your scrotum and the base of your penis and adjust the strap, much like one would adjust a belt buckle. Tightening the strap pulls your entire sexual array to higher elevations, much like how Popeye hoists the piano via a rope and pulley in the old cartoons.
But, considering how attached you probably are to these parts of your body and your general unwillingness to experiment, and given that the strap apparatus is deceptively complex, that strap adjustment is easier said than done. You might be tempted to just snip out the strap, shove a banana down your pants, and call it a day. But perhaps a how-to guide will help.
How to Wear C-IN2 Sling Support Underwear
I’m in the boat with you—prior to this morning, I had never actually tried wearing any of C-IN2’s sling support line.
One of the first things that will strike you when you inspect the underwear is that the strap isn’t adjustable in the sense of adjusting a lap belt in your car; that is, the adjuster doesn’t slide back and forth. Instead, the strap loops around and is secured by a plastic button. The strap has several slits that you can choose from.
- First, put on the underwear like you normally would. I’m assuming that you can handle this: put your legs through the leg holes and pull up.
- The underwear comes with the button already secured to the strap in a middle-of-the-road position. Grab the strap and stretch it so that you can shove your bits through the loop created by the button.
- “That tingling feeling means it’s working.” No, wait, this isn’t Icy Hot—that tingling feeling means that it’s too tight, and you’ve created a cock ring instead of sling support. If you’re into that, that’s fine, but let’s try loosening it up a smidge.
- To loosen the strap, remove the plastic button by stretching the strap’s slits around the edge of the button. (The fabric might “crunch” as you do this, but don’t worry; it’s pretty hard to tear.) To move up or down a size, cross the corresponding slits on each side of the strap and then re-insert the button. For example, to use the smallest size, then you’d make sure that the sixth slit on the left side crosses the sixth slit on the right side and then you’d insert the button. Check the “default position” diagram above. Which slit you choose is entirely up to your comfort level and preferences.
If you ever get tangled and confused about how the strap should lay, place the underwear front-side down on a table. The strap should look like an inverted “Support Our Troops” ribbon; finished side up, crossed in the middle, folded underneath at the bottom.
And there you have it. I hope that I’ve managed to answer your questions about how to properly wear the sling support underwear. Why not give a pair a try today? In the best case, you’ll enhance your appearance. And in the worst, it’ll build character, and you can always snip out the strap with scissors and enjoy the larger-than-normal pouch size. Good luck!
C-IN2 Spring 2008 Prints are Here, Stay Tuned for Pop Colors
As we mentioned earlier in the week, the C-IN2 Spring 2008 prints have arrived! We’ve worked double-time to check them into inventory quickly so that you all can get them before anybody else over the weekend.
We’ve got the “cubed” pattern and the “hatch” pattern, each of which comes in three unique colors. They’re a bit more subdued if you’re used to the bright colors of last fall’s honeycomb and brazuca patterns, but they still look great. Check out the C-IN2 collection now! We think that the cubed trunk is going to be an especially great seller.
All of the C-IN2 Bamboo line is still on a 30% clearance sale, by the way. We’ve got to clear out inventory at these great discounts because the line’s being totally re-done this summer.
Why is C-IN2 Bamboo on Clearance
In late May, C-IN2 is totally re-doing their Bamboo line. This change includes new colors and new styles, so we’ve got to clear out our current inventory. Now’s a great time to stock up on Bamboo underwear because once these in-stock styles are gone, they’re gone forever.
The new Bamboo line will feature a blend that includes slightly more cotton so that it holds it shape better. The new style also features a larger logo waistband to show off just how much you love your C-IN2 underwear.
Expect to start filling up your underwear drawer in late May or early June with the all-new C-IN2 Bamboo line. Check this blog regularly for updates!
